laurendestefano:

when I die, I want people to be like “wow this is the worst book signing ever” and then someone else will be like “um this is a funeral”

jaclcfrost:

"you’ll understand when you’re older"

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

(via abookthiefandawordshaker)

OceanWaves drew Ari, and…It. Is. Perf. The cemetery. The rose. Her PENDANT. Oh, and Sam behind her looking like a creepy Benedict Cumberbatch. *heart eyes*

OceanWaves drew Ari, and…It. Is. Perf. The cemetery. The rose. Her PENDANT. Oh, and Sam behind her looking like a creepy Benedict Cumberbatch. *heart eyes*

mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

(via qxqlz)

thisoldapt:

In the spirit of full disclosure…-ts

thisoldapt:

In the spirit of full disclosure…-ts

(Source: vipeur, via anne-tedeton)

thatsprettyillegalevenforus:

"August 1st, 2014."
thatsprettyillegalevenforus:

"August 1st, 2014."
  • Baby: Da-, Da-
  • Parents: Da- ? Daddy? Is it daddy?!
  • Baby: Da-, Da-, Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.
feitclub:

fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899. "She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

I will never be in a newspaper for anything this awesome.
feitclub:

fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899. "She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

I will never be in a newspaper for anything this awesome.